A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’
The doctor says, ‘It’s old age.’
The woman says, ‘I want a second opinion.’
The doctor says: ‘Okay – you’re ugly as well.’
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…and that is a good thing for any man.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’. -Homer Simpson
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.