For those of you who need a good laugh

Funny Quotes about College

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C stnts, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
– George W. Bush

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Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates….
– Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
– Second Law of Applied Terror

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80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
– Third Law of Applied Terror

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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
– Fourth Law of Applied Terror

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A funny doctor joke

Five doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist. After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun but didn’t shoot because he wasn’t sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasn’t sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didn’t shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know that’s a duck, but does the duck know it’s a duck?” The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, “Go see if that was a duck.”

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