Males stages of life

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AGE DRINK

17 – beer
25 – vodka
35 – scotch
48 – double scotch
66 – Maalox

AGE SEDUCTION LINE

17 – My parents are away for the weekend.
25 – My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 – My fianc?is away for the weekend.
48 – My wife is away for the weekend.
66 – My second wife is dead.

AGE FAVORITE SPORT

17 – sex
25 – sex
35 – sex
48 – sex
66 – napping

AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

17 – “tongue”
25 – “breakfast”
35 – “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
48 – “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”
66 – “Got home alive.”

AGE FAVORITE FANTASY

17 – getting to third
25 – airplane sex
35 – menage a trois
48 – taking the company public
66 – Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

AGE FAVORITE HOUSE PET

17 – roaches
25 – stoned-out college roommate
35 – German Shepherd
48 – children from his first marriage
66 – Barbie

AGE WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

17 – 25
25 – 35
35 – 48
48 – 66
66 – 17

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