English is our language. No Excetions.
Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!
Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.
Please keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.
You lady will push this button before leaving.
Cola …. 350
Ginger Ale …. 350
Milk ….. 350
Flesh Juice ….. 400
Quit stealing our letters
Funny Label about President George W. Bush
We are sorry that out president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.