Funny Newspaper Classifieds

Funny Signs

English is our language. No Excetions.

Diet water: Half the calories of regular water, but with all of the taste!


Restrooms, Go back towards your behind.


Please keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.

You lady will push this button before leaving.

Cola …. 350
Ginger Ale …. 350
Milk ….. 350
Flesh Juice ….. 400

Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.

Quit stealing our letters

Sliced children with broccoli, snow peas, carrots, water chestnuts.

Hmm. I think she didn’t quite get the concept of Daylight Savings Time…

Funny Label about President George W. Bush

We are sorry that out president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.

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